Prisan Break is over. Yeshh. =( I'm starting on Gossip Girl. Since all my girl, friends, can't stop talking bout it 24/7 whenever we're out, even in the clubs. o.O I would just stone there, so I'm gonna start watching now!! So i can join the conversation in the future, but wait for me la you guys.. i'm just starting!!! haha!

she is damn fucking, hot.

Joke!

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like
Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before
the show is over.

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping..
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Hahahhaha.
going clubbing now. good bye

Crack a bottle

Life has been really boring lately.. I'm gonna come in here more often now.. and write lots of nonsense.


So freaking funnnnnnnnnny!
thanks jane =)

HONDA ACCORD!!!! SAUDI VERSION

MAHAI, DAMN CHUN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD. It's like freaking transformers, real life!!!